WARNING: Before reading any further please disconnect from wifi, remove the data chip from your cell phone (then toss it and the phone into your garbage disposal), go into your bathroom, run the shower, blast a nearby stereo, and pretend you're just having a casual conversation.
Now you're set to read the following post.
I don't know how to tell you this, but everything you know about the entertainment industry is a lie.
Sisters aren't actually sisters, mothers aren't mothers, pop stars are actually government operatives, Reggae legends were killed by the CIA, rappers are living in secrecy in Cuba, and it's all being controlled by an ancient international organization that claims to be working toward the greater good.
These are are the best (Most shocking!? Most insane!? Most ridiculous!?) celebrity conspiracy theories of all time.
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